By the time that moment appeared in the film, I’d gone beyond boredom, and was 500 words into a thesis on just how long arm hair could grow

While the Dirt series has been around for several years now, it's displayed a Madonna-like ability to reinvent itself to keep up with the times.

There's a reason no one's answering the space phone, why there's no lights on and the whole place looks as though someone left the lid off the space blender when they were making tomato soup