Leaving Showgirls off a list of great bad movies is like having a safari suit party and not inviting Roger Moore

Sadly, this was in the mid 1990s, when lots of Internet traffic was a trickle by today's standards, about the equivalent of lots of people walking to the corner shop at once to buy the same jazz mag.

Howard The Duck is the kind of product that lands in the lap of a marketing executive, and they instantly consider a career in plumbing instead