Come back, Guy Ritchie! All is forgiven.

Anybody who hangs on to the belief that a film needs a storyline will be baffled by the absence of one here, especially as it seems to warrant one

Warnings is low budget nonsense that would have fit perfectly as one of the poorer episodes of The Outer Limits.

It looks like a decorator has accidentally blown woodchips on the camera lens and nobody realised before it was too late

The first scene opens with a dreamy voiceover asking, "Who are we? What are we?" which seems to be slightly out of place in a film where men are kicking the shit out of each other

The DVD's flavour is your basic vanilla with no extra features to speak of, although an interactive Spot the Plot game would not have gone amiss...

It's a passable film, but one that you can quite easily ignore with absolutely no consequence