With all of the awful films that have come out this year, people want to single out The Box? What's wrong with them? Fucking Twilight 2 is out tomorrow. Can't we hold our breath for even one more day before we start bandying that phrase about?

It's like someone putting a white coat and glasses on a dog and people being outraged when it turns out not to be a real scientist.

The last thing I need is a cold-hearted computer program passively mocking me by accurately reporting what I'm watching.

Here’s an idea, if a boat is powering towards you at speed, why not, even if just as a precautionary measure, get out of the fucking way.

I can't really believe that I'm saying this in a Confused Views column, but spoilers for Marley And Me lie ahead.

There is literally nothing Clint couldn't tell me to do if he growled it at me like that.

It seems as though there's a big scrap on this year for who can spend the most money on turning out the crappiest film

Randy the Ram was a mess, but he wasn't a shit-flinging nutcase, which is an avenue they may look to explore in a sequel