When a trailer opens with Luis Guzmán opening a helicopter full of chickens while Vanessa Hudgens stands pouting on a jetty, you know that literary accuracy is far from the filmmakers’ minds

Faster left me wondering about the potential of other projects that never saw the light of day, while valuable career time was absorbed filming The Game Plan

Odd performances, along with a script that clanks along with only sporadic moments of the quotable greatness of Donnie Darko, hint at an imagination spinning wildly, excitedly out of control.

That's the best thing about Faster. It's an old-school action movie.