For me, the Newborn is grotesque for all the wrong reasons, and lacks the otherworldly nastiness of Giger’s original designs.

The rest of the film can be summed up with the line ‘The Wombles do Ocean's Eleven'

It features such cinematic treats as a midget marrying a giant, grenade juggling and a man cleaning manure off himself with a goose, it also switches frequently between Romani, Bulgarian and Serbian