This is the first time a comic book has sold for more than $2 million.

Like any number of films shown on TV after 10pm, Justice begins with a strong premise, but then sallies forth along a path so familiar that its events can be predicted quite accurately within minutes

Cage's tic-filled performance is almost as over the top as Bay's action scenes. Just look at his first appearance in the film, which merely requires him to open a large envelope

To paraphrase the actor's hero, Elvis Presley, Cage has left the building.

t this rate, we’ll be seeing films with names like Pirates Of The Caribbean: Eight Galleons: Squawking Parrots: Captain Jack’s Revenge by the end of the decade.

The time has never been better to join the Cult of Cage. It's a great shame, then, that the only thing I'd recommend about Season Of The Witch is that you avoid it.