Matt knocks over a few more targets - Uwe Boll and Platinum Dunes included - on his way out of the Confused Views door...

Uwe Boll - worst director in the world, right? Wrong. The nine guys on this list have unleashed far worse atrocities onto the silver screen than Boll ever did...

This section was dreamed up to showcase stuff you might not have heard of. But the chances are you've heard of Uwe Boll. He's not the worst director in the world, by the way...

An Uwe Boll film not based on a computer game? Yup, and there aren't any supernatural monsters in sight, either. Craig braves the nastiness of Seed and lives to tell the tale...

Dr Boll's next video game adaptation will be Far Cry, but apparently there aren't enough actors who want to be in it - because a role is up for grabs on eBay...

Sarah's history with Uwe Boll is well documented (though she'll tell you about it at length if you ask) but, er, he's not always as helpful as he could be...