There’s delightfully daft potential here, with David Fincher making Seven for seven-year-olds perhaps, Quentin Tarantino creating frenetic cartoon capers (Reservoir Puppies).

In an ideal world, lazy thesps would be relegated to daytime TV, and Hollywood’s casting agents would only hire those who put their heart, soul and entire body into absolutely everything.

Moonwalking is a dangerous addiction that leads to Michael Jackson metamorphosis and, inevitably, a tragic end

The sharp canines have become so clichéd and humdrum that they don’t command attention like the supernatural nasties of yore.